I'm definitely the go-to guy when it comes to your inquiries. I've done just about everthing but be ugly and fail at stuff. Therefore, in the brief moments that I'm not gazing upon my immense muscles and godly physique in the mirror, I suppose I can take a moment or two to answer the questions of a few lesser beings. Though, I warn you, stay clear of any "Why does no one love me" questions, for I have no experience in that field.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Pride,
    If I masturbate staring into a mirror, that's not pride, that's just self-appreciation, right? Not that I've done that, I think way too much about myself to debase myself like that. Holy crap, was that last sentence prideful?
    Mirror Mirror on the Wall You're Going to Require Some Windex